$TUTORIAL

Tutorial for Retail

So you want to buy
a memecoin.

Cool. Read this first. It'll take 3 minutes and save you from making a clown of yourself.

$TUTORIAL

class token / cohort 001

class stats
updated in real time (lol)

9,847

Certified Retail

127

Valedictorians

Clown Moments Avoided

0

Days Until You Regret Selling

manifesto
why we're here

"Retail doesn't get onboarded to hyper-rotate and PVP. They want to join real communities of real people who do two things:buy and hold."

- Pump.fun

$TUTORIAL exists for people who are curious, not terminally online. We are building the friendliest first step into Pump.fun and Solana culture.

No fake alpha. No speed-running regret. Just clear instructions, sane vibes, and a community that prefers conviction over chaos.

We treat onboarding like a craft, because every retail holder that learns to self-custody safely is a win for everyone.

Hold > flip
Community > charts
Lore > hype
the tutorial
no prior knowledge required

How to Buy on Pump.fun

Treat this like a worksheet. Follow every step. Skip none.

https://pump.fun
actual URL
  1. Get a Solana wallet

    Download Phantom or Solflare. Write down your seed phrase. Never share it.

  2. Buy SOL

    Buy SOL on Coinbase, Kraken, or Binance. Send it to your Phantom wallet address.

  3. Go to Pump.fun

    Search for $TUTORIAL or paste the contract address.

  4. Connect your wallet

    Hit "Connect Wallet" top right. Approve.

  5. Set slippage

    Go to settings, set slippage to 10-15% to avoid failed transactions.

  6. Buy the coin

    Enter SOL amount, hit Buy. Confirm in Phantom.

  7. Don't sell on the first dip.

    This is the hardest step. You are now in the community. Act accordingly.

that's it. you did it.
Take the Quiz

notes in margin: protect seed phrase / set slippage / touch grass

wall of graduates
recently certified
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Final exam

Pass the tutorial.

10 questions. 8/10 to pass. Generate your certificate, flex it on X, and tag one retail friend you want to save from making clown trades.