Tutorial for Retail
So you want to buy
a memecoin.
Cool. Read this first. It'll take 3 minutes and save you from making a clown of yourself.
$TUTORIAL
class token / cohort 001
9,847
Certified Retail
127
Valedictorians
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Clown Moments Avoided
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Days Until You Regret Selling
"Retail doesn't get onboarded to hyper-rotate and PVP. They want to join real communities of real people who do two things:buy and hold."
$TUTORIAL exists for people who are curious, not terminally online. We are building the friendliest first step into Pump.fun and Solana culture.
No fake alpha. No speed-running regret. Just clear instructions, sane vibes, and a community that prefers conviction over chaos.
We treat onboarding like a craft, because every retail holder that learns to self-custody safely is a win for everyone.
How to Buy on Pump.fun
Treat this like a worksheet. Follow every step. Skip none.
Get a Solana wallet
Download Phantom or Solflare. Write down your seed phrase. Never share it.
Buy SOL
Buy SOL on Coinbase, Kraken, or Binance. Send it to your Phantom wallet address.
Go to Pump.fun
Search for $TUTORIAL or paste the contract address.
Connect your wallet
Hit "Connect Wallet" top right. Approve.
Set slippage
Go to settings, set slippage to 10-15% to avoid failed transactions.
Buy the coin
Enter SOL amount, hit Buy. Confirm in Phantom.
Don't sell on the first dip.
This is the hardest step. You are now in the community. Act accordingly.
notes in margin: protect seed phrase / set slippage / touch grass
Final exam
Pass the tutorial.
10 questions. 8/10 to pass. Generate your certificate, flex it on X, and tag one retail friend you want to save from making clown trades.